a series of unfortunate, yet hilarious, events

So, apparently I made a blog in Journalism 202 that I forgot about and here we are. I love reading other people's blogs so I thought I'd give it a shot. Sometimes I think my life is entertaining? We'll see.

Quick weekend recap:
- Jake turned 30 (I just tried to do caps lock on numbers to make them important and big?) so Sarah threw him a surprise birthday party which was SO fun. Unfortunately I had to leave early to go to work at Rockaway. So, I get there and we are SO dead, like everyone is in Atlanta. Long story short I don't see a table that sat in my section and the drunk owner gets mad at me and tells me to go home and that I am fired because I am "not doing shit." Oops.

So, I go back to Sarah's end up having a BLAST and got my job back the next day :)

BUT, having a blast also means not charging my cell phone all night and leaving my over-heated car in the B.P. parking lot on Forest Drive.

I got my friend to drive me to my car that morning and attempted to drive it to Robyn and Faith's house to go check on Bullet and Baby but... OF COURSE it overheated two blocks from their house in the middle of the road. (Not to mention I am still in my Rockaway shirt from work the night before) So I am too embarrassed to ask for help at the church RIGHT beside the broken down car...mainly because I don't want them to think I am a terrible person for being in last night's clothes on a Sunday. So I leave my car in the middle of Woodrow and walk to Robyn's. Go to the neighbor's, whom I have never met, ask for a ride to my car to see if it's cooled down. It has. WHEW.

I drive my car to Rockaway, a few blocks away. Keep in mind I got fired the night before. Instead of getting help with my car I am forced to go talk to my boss in the back about how I need to be on my P's and Q's.

Luckily my friend Leeza let me take her car to my house to get a cell phone charger, change of clothes, etc. On the way there I got pulled over for rolling through a stop sign. HAHAHAHA. I know.

So this is a long blog post I feel like but it's funny. That is my life. Currently I am stuck at my house for the next two days until my car is fixed. Shout out to R. Clark for going to I- Hop with my tonight. Even if you were already on your sleep meds and stressing me out with your driving and lazy eyes (JK about the eye part)

This should be fun. I'll practice posting pictures and stuff too. For now I'll leave you with a picture of me and my main man. Daniel.